Disney Parks #1 Fatal Attraction

[Disney Wizard the Fantasmic!]

Hydroxylic Acid, the GET SMALL molecule! DHMO - Dihydrogen Monoxide
Disney Parks #1 Most Fatal Attraction (get the whole story, with
pictures at:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/disneywizard/4121805623 )
but before we visit, let us review:
More folks have died from huffing DHMO at Disney parks than from any
other cause.
Disney is complacent with that, they allow folks to smuggle it in, it
contaminates nearly all food and drink, and it is more effective at
conveying death more quickly than stepping in front of a bus.
Most often it is swallowed, but quicker absorption is accomplished by
inhaling or intravenously in a saline solution.
Spread the truth about Dihydrogen Monoxide - Hydroxylic Acid kills!
=======================================================

http://www.flickr.com/photos/disneywizard/4121805623

=======================================================
I Created a drug culture graphic
to extol the awareness of DHMO.
Commonly known as Hydroxylic Acid
Dihydrogen Monoxide kills more people
each year than Lightning and Darkening combined!
And lightning strikes the Earth 3.6 TRILLION times each year!
Thats 100 lightning strikes per second, around the globe!
It's in our beverages, our food, and traces are found in the very AIR WE
BREATHE!
The government knows of its many fatal dangers
AND YET THEY REFUSE TO PREVENT, or even LIMIT THAT!
DHMO is even being passed from mother to infant
in breast milk!
www.dhmo.org/
Comments
Dr. Disney Wizard says:

Get Small, Ask Alice, 'shroom cakes are loaded with the GET SMALL molecule.

Posted 4 months ago. ( permalink | delete | edit )
Dr. Arthur Frayn says:

HOH No!
snopes.com/science/dhmo.asp agrees IT'S TRUE!!!
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Home --> Science --> Dihydrogen Monoxide
Dihydrogen Monoxide
Claim: A junior high school student won a science fair by circulating a
report about the dangers of 'dihydrogen monoxide.'
Status: True.
Example: [Collected via e-mail, 1997]
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Shout No HOH HOH to DHMO ! ! !
Posted 4 months ago. ( permalink | delete )
Alyn Smythe says:

Your DHMO molecule reminds me of a hidden Mickey.
Statistics can be manipulated to prove anything a speaker wants to say.
How does one die of darkening?
Don't blink!

When I was in the darkroom I could smell DHMO.
I have been told that dihydrogen monoxide is colorless and odorless, but
when I cross from an area of void of DHMO into an area with a high
concentration of DHMO I can sense it in my nostrils.
Once when I was trying to give some exposed film stock and 'old-timy'
look, I filled the rinse bath tray between the developer and the fixer
to ¾ full with filtered water. Into it I dissolved eight moles of hot
oxidane gas (a base), as I would release it I liberally sprinkled in
powdered hydrogen hydroxide (an alkali) as needed to cool the reaction
and help it condense and absorb the oxidane. And stirring constantly I
added .5 liter of 26.5°C Hydroxylic acid to balance the reaction and
prevent the formation of suspended salts.
Then I cooked it to 26.1° C on an agitator as I washed the film with it.
I know and am ceratain that, in my concoction, I made DHMO fluid. The
film stock was Silver oxide in gelatin and I flashed the film between
the rinsed bath and the fixer. I succeeded in softening the high end
contrast while keeping focused details and the shadows retained.
But now I feel bad because when I was done I just mindlessly poured the
entire compound down the sink, which drained to the city sewer.
I hope I don't get in trouble for that. It's no excuse that I was
breathing DHMO vapor, which may have impaired my judgement.
Oh Gee's my real name is on this thing, huh.
Posted 4 months ago. ( permalink | delete )
Dr. Disney Wizard says:

Frayn: Wow, what a slogan!

"Just Say No HOH HOH 2 DHMO!"


You're a big kid now! You've got your responsibilities taken care of.
It's time to escape, relax and drop some Hydroxylic Acid.

Re-arange your mental blocks.

When the automatic front panel opens please step up to your right.

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to miracles from molecules...

Miracles from molecules are dawning everyday
Discoveries for happiness in a fabulous array.
A never ending search is on by men who dare and plan.
Making modern miracles from molecules for man.

Every atom is a world, an infinity unfurled,
a world of inner space without an end.
A world of mystery of endless energy,
with treasures more than man could ever spend.

Miracles from molecules are dawning every day.
Discoveries for happiness in a fabulous array.
A never ending search is on by a man who dare and plan.
Making the modern miracles from molecules for man.
Making the modern miracles from molecules for man.
Posted 4 months ago. ( permalink | delete | edit )
Dr. Disney Wizard says:

When I was a kid, Steve Martin lived here
His wife was my afterschool babysitter. When he came home, one of the
first things he did was to rush into the kitchen and open his stash and
drop some Hydorxylic Acid in a tall drink of water.

[Disney Wizard the Fantasmic!]

Although, technically not a hoax, because everything in the article is
absolutely true, it does represent an April Fools prank in the form of
obfuscated sensationalism, out of context.

It is all about water - H2O, DHMO, the molecular compound of one oxygen
and two hydrogen atoms - which incidentally forms a "Mickey" shape.

Drowning is Disney's primary cause of guests accidentally killing
themselves, usually by sneaking around where and when they are not
supposed to be.

What makes it the get small molecule is related to several unique
properties of water at room temperature. First and least is - When ice
freezes, it expands. This is unusual because most fluids contract when
frozen solid. Ice "slows down" and the polar "ends" stop slipping over
one another, so when the crystalline matrix forms the ends line up and
"lock up" farther away from each other then when fluid. Life on earth is
dependent on this property, because it makes ice float - lower specific
gravity displacement. If ice settled at the bottom there would be less
liquid water and earth would be just another big, rocky, lifeless ball
of ice.
But the REAL POP of hydrogen and oxygen compound comes from the creation
of water from it's components. In most explosions, a small amount of
liquid or solid nearly instantly becomes a large amount of gas. Two
moles of hydrogen and a mole of oxygen gasses mixed at room temperature
are just a bag of gas. But when a spark gets the intensely hot reaction
started - KAPLOWIE! It gets instantly smaller! That is not an
explosion, indeed it's an implosion, but can be just as deadly.
Of course it takes just as much energy to break it apart, back into its
separate elements, so liquid water is pretty safe when it is small.

There is water in popcorn and dry saltine crackers, just about all the
food we eat has some water in it. And just about all the things we drink
has more than just water in it (although some of Keane's exotics are
questionable.)
You don't have to "sneak" a water bottle past the Disney Security bag
check, but they will check it's not made of glass or contains some of
Keane's exotics.

Liquid water is deadly when inhaled - it prevents the lungs from
exchanging carbon dioxide for oxygen with the blood stream - so try not
to inhale a few liters of liquid water and drown.
Ingesting liquid water is highly recommended, especially when trouncing
around the parks!

So, stay hydrated and GET SMALL! --(o=8> Wiz.

Post by Disney Wizard the Fantasmic!
Hydroxylic Acid, the GET SMALL molecule! DHMO - Dihydrogen Monoxide
Disney Parks #1 Most Fatal Attraction (get the whole story,
http://www.flickr.com/photos/disneywizard/4121805623 )
More folks have died from huffing DHMO at Disney parks than from any
other cause.
Disney is complacent with that, they allow folks to smuggle it in, it
contaminates nearly all food and drink, and it is more effective at
conveying death more quickly than stepping in front of a bus.
Most often it is swallowed, but quicker absorption is accomplished by
inhaling or intravenously in a saline solution.
Spread the truth about Dihydrogen Monoxide - Hydroxylic Acid kills!
=======================================================
http://www.flickr.com/photos/disneywizard/4121805623
=======================================================
I Created a drug culture graphic
to extol the awareness of DHMO.
Commonly known as Hydroxylic Acid
Dihydrogen Monoxide kills more people
each year than Lightning and Darkening combined!
And lightning strikes the Earth 3.6 TRILLION times each year!
Thats 100 lightning strikes per second, around the globe!
It's in our beverages, our food, and traces are found in the very AIR
WE BREATHE!
The government knows of its many fatal dangers
AND YET THEY REFUSE TO PREVENT, or even LIMIT THAT!
DHMO is even being passed from mother to infant
in breast milk!
www.dhmo.org/
Comments
Get Small, Ask Alice, 'shroom cakes are loaded with the GET SMALL molecule.
Posted 4 months ago. ( permalink | delete | edit )
HOH No!
snopes.com/science/dhmo.asp agrees IT'S TRUE!!!
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Home --> Science --> Dihydrogen Monoxide
Dihydrogen Monoxide
Claim: A junior high school student won a science fair by circulating
a report about the dangers of 'dihydrogen monoxide.'
Status: True.
Example: [Collected via e-mail, 1997]
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Shout No HOH HOH to DHMO ! ! !
Posted 4 months ago. ( permalink | delete )
Your DHMO molecule reminds me of a hidden Mickey.
Statistics can be manipulated to prove anything a speaker wants to say.
How does one die of darkening?
Don't blink!
When I was in the darkroom I could smell DHMO.
I have been told that dihydrogen monoxide is colorless and odorless,
but when I cross from an area of void of DHMO into an area with a high
concentration of DHMO I can sense it in my nostrils.
Once when I was trying to give some exposed film stock and 'old-timy'
look, I filled the rinse bath tray between the developer and the fixer
to ¾ full with filtered water. Into it I dissolved eight moles of hot
oxidane gas (a base), as I would release it I liberally sprinkled in
powdered hydrogen hydroxide (an alkali) as needed to cool the reaction
and help it condense and absorb the oxidane. And stirring constantly I
added .5 liter of 26.5°C Hydroxylic acid to balance the reaction and
prevent the formation of suspended salts.
Then I cooked it to 26.1° C on an agitator as I washed the film with
it. I know and am ceratain that, in my concoction, I made DHMO fluid.
The film stock was Silver oxide in gelatin and I flashed the film
between the rinsed bath and the fixer. I succeeded in softening the
high end contrast while keeping focused details and the shadows retained.
But now I feel bad because when I was done I just mindlessly poured
the entire compound down the sink, which drained to the city sewer.
I hope I don't get in trouble for that. It's no excuse that I was
breathing DHMO vapor, which may have impaired my judgement.
Oh Gee's my real name is on this thing, huh.
Posted 4 months ago. ( permalink | delete )
Frayn: Wow, what a slogan!
"Just Say No HOH HOH 2 DHMO!"
You're a big kid now! You've got your responsibilities taken care of.
It's time to escape, relax and drop some Hydroxylic Acid.
Re-arange your mental blocks.
When the automatic front panel opens please step up to your right.
Ladies and gentlemen welcome to miracles from molecules...
Miracles from molecules are dawning everyday
Discoveries for happiness in a fabulous array.
A never ending search is on by men who dare and plan.
Making modern miracles from molecules for man.
Every atom is a world, an infinity unfurled,
a world of inner space without an end.
A world of mystery of endless energy,
with treasures more than man could ever spend.
Miracles from molecules are dawning every day.
Discoveries for happiness in a fabulous array.
A never ending search is on by a man who dare and plan.
Making the modern miracles from molecules for man.
Making the modern miracles from molecules for man.
Posted 4 months ago. ( permalink | delete | edit )
When I was a kid, Steve Martin lived here
His wife was my afterschool babysitter. When he came home, one of the
first things he did was to rush into the kitchen and open his stash
and drop some Hydorxylic Acid in a tall drink of water.

[Ed]

Thank you, Professor, Dr., Disney Wizard for the April Fool's Prank.
April Fool's pranks don't have the same meaning they used to have.

When your government is your enemy, and instead of hoodlums, the banks
end up being the ones, who steal money, the topsy turvyness of the
whole situation makes an April 1st prank seem more like a statement of
fact.

Thanks again for continuing the human traditions.

Your Pal,
Ed


On Sat, 03 Apr 2010 00:28:31 -0800, "Disney Wizard the Fantasmic!"

Post by Disney Wizard the Fantasmic!
Although, technically not a hoax, because everything in the article is
absolutely true, it does represent an April Fools prank in the form of
obfuscated sensationalism, out of context.
It is all about water - H2O, DHMO, the molecular compound of one oxygen
and two hydrogen atoms - which incidentally forms a "Mickey" shape.
Drowning is Disney's primary cause of guests accidentally killing
themselves, usually by sneaking around where and when they are not
supposed to be.
What makes it the get small molecule is related to several unique
properties of water at room temperature. First and least is - When ice
freezes, it expands. This is unusual because most fluids contract when
frozen solid. Ice "slows down" and the polar "ends" stop slipping over
one another, so when the crystalline matrix forms the ends line up and
"lock up" farther away from each other then when fluid. Life on earth is
dependent on this property, because it makes ice float - lower specific
gravity displacement. If ice settled at the bottom there would be less
liquid water and earth would be just another big, rocky, lifeless ball
of ice.
But the REAL POP of hydrogen and oxygen compound comes from the creation
of water from it's components. In most explosions, a small amount of
liquid or solid nearly instantly becomes a large amount of gas. Two
moles of hydrogen and a mole of oxygen gasses mixed at room temperature
are just a bag of gas. But when a spark gets the intensely hot reaction
started - KAPLOWIE! It gets instantly smaller! That is not an
explosion, indeed it's an implosion, but can be just as deadly.
Of course it takes just as much energy to break it apart, back into its
separate elements, so liquid water is pretty safe when it is small.
There is water in popcorn and dry saltine crackers, just about all the
food we eat has some water in it. And just about all the things we drink
has more than just water in it (although some of Keane's exotics are
questionable.)
You don't have to "sneak" a water bottle past the Disney Security bag
check, but they will check it's not made of glass or contains some of
Keane's exotics.
Liquid water is deadly when inhaled - it prevents the lungs from
exchanging carbon dioxide for oxygen with the blood stream - so try not
to inhale a few liters of liquid water and drown.
Ingesting liquid water is highly recommended, especially when trouncing
around the parks!
So, stay hydrated and GET SMALL! --(o=8> Wiz.

Post by Disney Wizard the Fantasmic!
Hydroxylic Acid, the GET SMALL molecule! DHMO - Dihydrogen Monoxide
Disney Parks #1 Most Fatal Attraction (get the whole story,
http://www.flickr.com/photos/disneywizard/4121805623 )
More folks have died from huffing DHMO at Disney parks than from any
other cause.
Disney is complacent with that, they allow folks to smuggle it in, it
contaminates nearly all food and drink, and it is more effective at
conveying death more quickly than stepping in front of a bus.
Most often it is swallowed, but quicker absorption is accomplished by
inhaling or intravenously in a saline solution.
Spread the truth about Dihydrogen Monoxide - Hydroxylic Acid kills!
=======================================================
http://www.flickr.com/photos/disneywizard/4121805623
=======================================================
I Created a drug culture graphic
to extol the awareness of DHMO.
Commonly known as Hydroxylic Acid
Dihydrogen Monoxide kills more people
each year than Lightning and Darkening combined!
And lightning strikes the Earth 3.6 TRILLION times each year!
Thats 100 lightning strikes per second, around the globe!
It's in our beverages, our food, and traces are found in the very AIR
WE BREATHE!
The government knows of its many fatal dangers
AND YET THEY REFUSE TO PREVENT, or even LIMIT THAT!
DHMO is even being passed from mother to infant
in breast milk!
www.dhmo.org/
Comments
Get Small, Ask Alice, 'shroom cakes are loaded with the GET SMALL molecule.
Posted 4 months ago. ( permalink | delete | edit )
HOH No!
snopes.com/science/dhmo.asp agrees IT'S TRUE!!!
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Home --> Science --> Dihydrogen Monoxide
Dihydrogen Monoxide
Claim: A junior high school student won a science fair by circulating
a report about the dangers of 'dihydrogen monoxide.'
Status: True.
Example: [Collected via e-mail, 1997]
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Shout No HOH HOH to DHMO ! ! !
Posted 4 months ago. ( permalink | delete )
Your DHMO molecule reminds me of a hidden Mickey.
Statistics can be manipulated to prove anything a speaker wants to say.
How does one die of darkening?
Don't blink!
When I was in the darkroom I could smell DHMO.
I have been told that dihydrogen monoxide is colorless and odorless,
but when I cross from an area of void of DHMO into an area with a high
concentration of DHMO I can sense it in my nostrils.
Once when I was trying to give some exposed film stock and 'old-timy'
look, I filled the rinse bath tray between the developer and the fixer
to ? full with filtered water. Into it I dissolved eight moles of hot
oxidane gas (a base), as I would release it I liberally sprinkled in
powdered hydrogen hydroxide (an alkali) as needed to cool the reaction
and help it condense and absorb the oxidane. And stirring constantly I
added .5 liter of 26.5?C Hydroxylic acid to balance the reaction and
prevent the formation of suspended salts.
Then I cooked it to 26.1? C on an agitator as I washed the film with
it. I know and am ceratain that, in my concoction, I made DHMO fluid.
The film stock was Silver oxide in gelatin and I flashed the film
between the rinsed bath and the fixer. I succeeded in softening the
high end contrast while keeping focused details and the shadows retained.
But now I feel bad because when I was done I just mindlessly poured
the entire compound down the sink, which drained to the city sewer.
I hope I don't get in trouble for that. It's no excuse that I was
breathing DHMO vapor, which may have impaired my judgement.
Oh Gee's my real name is on this thing, huh.
Posted 4 months ago. ( permalink | delete )
Frayn: Wow, what a slogan!
"Just Say No HOH HOH 2 DHMO!"
You're a big kid now! You've got your responsibilities taken care of.
It's time to escape, relax and drop some Hydroxylic Acid.
Re-arange your mental blocks.
When the automatic front panel opens please step up to your right.
Ladies and gentlemen welcome to miracles from molecules...
Miracles from molecules are dawning everyday
Discoveries for happiness in a fabulous array.
A never ending search is on by men who dare and plan.
Making modern miracles from molecules for man.
Every atom is a world, an infinity unfurled,
a world of inner space without an end.
A world of mystery of endless energy,
with treasures more than man could ever spend.
Miracles from molecules are dawning every day.
Discoveries for happiness in a fabulous array.
A never ending search is on by a man who dare and plan.
Making the modern miracles from molecules for man.
Making the modern miracles from molecules for man.
Posted 4 months ago. ( permalink | delete | edit )
When I was a kid, Steve Martin lived here
His wife was my afterschool babysitter. When he came home, one of the
first things he did was to rush into the kitchen and open his stash
and drop some Hydorxylic Acid in a tall drink of water.